Tonight Tanya and I were talking about politics and we both agreed that we could build a government with our friends in key cabinet positions that was far more functional and productive than what we have today. We discussed it for awhile over a few drinks and decided that we should probably put together a list of our choices in case we are asked to provide one at some point after the upcoming election. This is what we came up with:
President: Virginia Maron
Vice President: Tyler Chickinelli
Secretary of Agriculture: Terra Hall
Secretary of Commerce: Joe Johnson
Secretary of Defense: Vincent Nicolas
Secretary of Education: Angie Sada
Secretary of Energy: Darian Stout
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Melissa Misegadis
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mark Evans
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Amada Zahm
Secretary of Labor: Phillip McGuire
Secretary of the Interior: Mike Newell
Secretary of State: Margaret Sweany and Adam Flohr
Secretary of Transportation: Annie Penske
Secretary of Treasury: Natasha LaPlante
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: C.J. George
Attorney General: Tara Spencer
We discussed it for quite some time and there are definitely reasons for each of our choices. There was a lot of discussion and quite a few cocktails before we came up with the final list, but we are pleased to share the final product with you tonight. After all, this is the first time that either of us has had the opportunity to forge the direction of an entire nation.
Some of you may be surprised to find yourself on our list. We sincerely hope that you will remain calm and embrace your new potential role in shaping the future of the United States. We chose you because we think that it's time for a change and we feel that you would be a valuable contributor to getting our country back on track and heading in a direction where all people can prosper regardless of race, religion, or sexual preference.
Thanks,
Jeff and Tanya